qstronaut:

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

linda-belcher:

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

Anonymous asked:
What pleases u in bed?

knifepdf:

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something

fedorathexplorer:

when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

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twitblr:
“It’s like your ears shut
”

safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinionĀ 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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wholeheartedsuggestions:

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through